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Damn!

Damn my phone to hell! It censors me all the time, and doesn’t say alrighty! My phone needs more pep!

She loves me cause I’m a Wizard

Yesterday Maddy and I are watching some weird horror movie called Strange Lands or Land or something… Not bad, not good, not the point of this post. Anywho, We had a table out with a glass of milk each and a bowl of cookies (which tasted awful when dunked(and yes i have milk and cookies at the age of 19!)) and I wanted a drink so I held out my hand, which was too far from the glass and said “Accio milk!” When nothing happened I said “Accio cup!”. I then gave up and sat forward, grabbing my delicious drink. When I sit back I look at her while drinking and shes just staring at me and says: “I love you simply because you just tried to accio your drink.”

Damn right internet. Damn right.

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

nipahdubs:

ONIIIIIII CHAAAN!

nipahdubs:

ONIIIIIII CHAAAN!

emile8:

And I ship them so hard!
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emile8:

And I ship them so hard!

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Fanart: [link]

sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain

and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle

cuideag:

plazmdc:

itscarororo:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

wowow

oh my god the shiteating grin is the best part

this has popped up on my dash too many times for me to not reblog italso the above comment ^^^

cuideag:

plazmdc:

itscarororo:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

wowow

oh my god the shiteating grin is the best part

this has popped up on my dash too many times for me to not reblog it

also the above comment ^^^

thatisludicrous:

unless its trees or socks then we’re going straight to the doctor’s office

thatisludicrous:

unless its trees or socks then we’re going straight to the doctor’s office

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