The Constant Night Blog

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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oobiwan:

master-padawan relationship

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses #3

more?

Set #2

dorkly:

Fan Art Homage to Fandom’s Most Kickass Princesses
It’s easy to forget that Disney doesn’t have a monopoly on awesome royalty. 
You can buy a print from the artist on Society6

dorkly:

Fan Art Homage to Fandom’s Most Kickass Princesses

It’s easy to forget that Disney doesn’t have a monopoly on awesome royalty. 

You can buy a print from the artist on Society6

otherwindow:

*picks up something i dropped*

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whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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neon-squiggles:

donechesters:

pete860:

holy shit

#people underestimate how scary as fuck Pokemon would be if it were a movie not a children’s cartoon

I haven’t agreed with a tag more